Toilet-Bathtub Conversation

What did the Bathtub say to the Toilet Bowl?

I may not get as much ass as you do, but I don't take no shit.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Redneck College Grad	Blonde Crossing	Nasty Mama	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Shark Attack	Hot 'n' Heavy	Baking Chocolate Chip Cookies	String in the Pants = Clean Hands
Chicken and egg are lying in...	Blondes Doing the Wave	Guys and Dolls	Snakeskin Punny
Yo mama's So Stupid	Picture perfect	Mom's Sponge	Blonde's Favorite Group
One hungry Bush...	Yo mama's so fat... hospital	Jedi Nights	Yo mama's So Old
Eternal Judgment	Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Yo Mama's Teeth So Yellow...
Stone Surprise	Artificial Intelligence in a Bottle	Snack Food	Yo Mama Laundromat
Another Dumb Mama Joke	Yo mama's so fat...	Blonde Jokes...Or Are They?	Yo mama's So Poor
Kiss Me I'm Blonde	Stoopit Pickup Lines	Blonde Trapped on an Isand	Hand-Eye Coordination
Blonde License	Dictaphone	The Jewish Vote	Yo mama's...Stupid
Paraplegic	Drastic Diet	Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick	Corpsalicious!
Joining the Colony	Yo mama's So Fat	Genealogy	It's Like Voltron
Pitching a Tent	You're A Redneck If...