Clinton & KFC

Q. Why can't Bill Clinton work at KFC?

A. He can't keep his hands off the breasts and thighs.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Mr. Macho	Yo mama's So Fat	Blonde On A Fence	What Are Politics?
Yo mama's so poor...	Clear Blue Easy	Blonde vs. Ratings System	Paper Street
Pickup Truck Full of Blondes	Male Masturbation	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Make-a-Wish Foundation
Yo mama's So Ugly	Clinton & KFC	An Orange Parrot, Of Course	Oscar Meyer
High Sperm Count	Hannibal Lecter 'n' Britney	Genie-wine	Chin nuts
Hands and Knees	Yo mama's so stupid... plane	Tenessee Football Player	Yo Mama's So Fat... Epilepsy
Yo mama's...ugly	Yo mama's So Fat	Smokin' Dope	Sex and Air
Yo mama's...Fat	No Special Sauce?	The Redneck's Milk	Vampires in a Bar
Yo mama's...fat	Yo Mama's So Hunchbacked	Foul-Mouthed Hockey	Yo mama's so dumb...
Suicidal Blonde	Gold Digger	Yo Mama's Glasses	Blondes and Fun
Trucks and Babies	Golf On The Sly	Yo mama's So Stupid...TV	Seek and Ye Shall Find...
Random Acts of Stupidity Roundup	Leper Stew	Adam Talks All About Eve	Yo mama's...Blue Bathing Suit
Texas Talkin'	Bad reception