Clinton Abortion Bill

Whitehouse aide to Clinton: "What are we gonna do about the new abortion bill, Mr. President?"

Clinton's reply : "Shhhhh - just pay it."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Osama Gets Loaded	Question...Sex Change	Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book	Fast Food
Crab Cakes	Blonde and Missed Bus	Star Dreck	Baby Mama
Yo Mama's So Poor	The Aging Explorer	Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette	Blonde Brought Gun to Wedding
What's The Difference, Yo?	Blonde...Infant Scale	Yo mama's So Poor	Blonde Ice Fishing
Breast Stroke	Wavey Blonde	Small Things	That Fly
Yo mama's so ugly	A Natural Blind	Pinocchio and Splinters	Yo mama's so dumb... airport
Cris Cross	Powder	Impressing Women	Yo Mama's So Fat... C-Section
Blonde Radio	Taxed Blonde	Why don't witches wear panties?	Yo mama's so hairy... Tarzan
Blonde in a Snowstorm	Two Arkansans meet on a dusty, country road...	Shipwrecked	Hot Lunch
Mrs. Shagwell	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Streakers and Strokers	TiVo
Yo Mama's... Ugly	Jokes On You, Teacher	Farmer Joe and his Mule	Latex Gloves
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shade	Osama's Ride	Wife's Work on the Sly
Three Girls Go Camping	Blondes and Fun