Clinton Abortion Bill

Whitehouse aide to Clinton: "What are we gonna do about the new abortion bill, Mr. President?"

Clinton's reply : "Shhhhh - just pay it."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

I Don't Like My Brother	Blondes and cow patties	Osama Gets Loaded	New Rules For Employment
Signs You've Had Enough of the New Millenium	Genital Mutilation is Funny	Hot Air Balloon	Blonde With Braces
Yo Mama's So Poor	Elephant Physiology	Yo Mama... Shotgun	Blonde and Dictionary
Yo mama's so ugly... met yo daddy	Pigskin Pro	Flour Patch	Garden of Eden
After Great Britain's Beer Festival...	Blonde in Grocery Store	Blonde Bicycle	You So Ugly
The Test	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Chew on this	Erin Go Bra Shopping
Blondes Screwing	Yo mama's... easy	Sex Math 101	Yo mama's So Stupid
Blonde and Blonder	Yo mama's...Ugly	Bee Milky	Dentata
Yo Mama's So Fat... Showered	Osama is Celebate	Pee On A Ferrari	Your Parents Messed Up
David Beckham Redux	Blonde Brought Gun to Wedding	Yo Mama's So Poor	Life Saver
Oscar Meyer	Difference!	Yo mama's So Poor	The Great Wiener Caper
Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick	Grosser than gross.. underwear	Yo Mama's Teeth	Yo mama's so fat... mayonnaise
Yo Mama's... Ugly	Three words that describe Britney Spears