Blind Skydivers

Do you know why blind people don't skydive?

It scares the crap out of their seeing-eye-dogs.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Toothpaste Inventor	Planet of the Apes: Secrets Revealed	Lost with Translation	Sex-Obsessed Blonde
The Offspring	Question...Sex Change	Gay Church	Yo mama's So Ugly
Urinalotta Trouble	Talking Out of Your Ass	Yo mama's so hairy...	Lawyer in a Tree
Times When the F-word Was Appropriate	Voodoo Enronomics	The Blonde and Boyz II Men	The President Sucks
Brunette, Blonde, Brunette	Guess What I Am?	Plaster Lawyers	Jew Unit
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Bush's Advisors	Redneck Fly-swatter	Out of T.P.
Hillbilly Newlyweds	Arkansas Toothbrush	Yo Mama's So Fat... Highway 59	Redneck Shopper
Never Seen A Priest	Blonde and Doorknobs	Signs You Should Join E-Mailers Anonymous	Lightbulbs vs Pregnant Women
You Might Be A Redneck If... Prom	Yo mama's...Ugly	Carpet	Ancient Chinese Torture
Honda	Blondes and Pickles	Yo mama's...Useless	Florida Orange Growers
Eternal Judgment	Prostitiute's Friends	It's Not Genetics	Did you hear....?
A Giant Problem	The Golden Mug	Halloween Phrases That Sound Dirty	Blonde Multiple Orgasms
Lepechaun at Augusta	Bear in Bar