Hot Tomato

Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Ugly	You might be a redneck if your daddy...	Baking Chocolate Chip Cookies
Mr. Macho	Blondes and Gas Stations	Horny Toad	Alabama Farmer
JFKaput	Times When the F-word Was Appropriate	What do you call Satan and a lawyer?	Yo mama is FUGLY
Split Up The Middle	Tickle These, Elmo	You Can't Put HimTogether Again	Yo Mama's So Old
Yo Mama's so fat... broke	Yo Mama's So Fat...	Blondes n' Crayons	Blonde Mixup
Yo mama's...Ugly	Condom	Yo mama's...Fat	Al Gore's Piercings
Hamburger Helper	Homeward Blonde	Chores on the Farm	How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh?
Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Waterskiing with Blondie	Clinton Poll	You Might Be A Redneck...Fireworks
It's What's For Dinner	Daddies Bond Over a Beer	Yo Mama's So Fat... Sweats	List of Short Books
Taxi Fare	3 Men, 3 Wishes	Sheep Boy	Snowmen and Snowwomen
De-evolution	Pre-Paid Plan	Reagan and Clinton	Escape a DWI Rap
Yo Mama Bath	A setback in Iraqi-American relations	Little Johnny Gives to the Sick	You So Ugly
Hand me downs	A Sack Full of Chickens