Hot Tomato

Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... Clothes	Redneck's Last Words	You So Ugly	Lying through your tooths
Government Tactics	Cow with No Legs	Lawyer vs. Snake	Night Of The Living Dead
Lesbians in a Canoe	A sailor walked into a bar with a small ...	You Can't Put HimTogether Again	Yo mama's so stupid...
Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter	Yo mama's...Fat	Knock Knock... Sham	Pump Kin
Yo mama's Teeth So Crooked	Blonde Carpenter	Nailing Osama	Bush Fans
Redneck Disaster	Yo mama's so Nasty	A Natural Blind	In the back woods of Arkansas...
Yo mama's So Fat	Pre-Nuptial Agreements	Psychology Class	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day
Captured Blonde	Lawyer Brains	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smokes	Blonde in Grocery Store
A man's logic	Taxi Fare	She's So Blonde... Blood Test	What's the difference between a...
Come Early And Bring Your Lunch	Hillbilly Newlyweds	David Beckham	Trade Talks
Gross Grandma	Gay Irishmen	What's the difference between a blonde...	Lying through your tooths
Lift Off	Why ENGLISH is so Hard to Learn	A Little Testy	Definitely
The Proxy Father	Count Chock Full of Nuts