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Respecting the First Lady

 
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura. The waiter approaches the table and asks for his order.

''I'll have your biggest, juiciest London Broil,'' answers the President.

''But sir, what about the mad cow?!!'' asks the waiter.

''Oh,'' answers Dubya, ''she'll order for herself.''

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