Extra! Extra! Motorola Buys Enron

I hear that Motorola just proposed to buy out Enron today, and they're going to name it...

Moron!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Mmm...Smells Good	Please pass the mayo	What Are Ya, Chicken?	A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...
Redneck...TV Antenna	Wife vs. Job	The Great Wiener Caper	Confessional Etiquette
Osama's New City	Major Crackage	Yo Mama... Christmas Corner	Yo mama's so dumb... ribbed condom
Legalese	How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi	Rosebud	Blonde and Rock n' Roller
Blonde's Tricycle	Dr. Feelgood	Closer to God	Yo mama's...Skinny
Yo mama's...Fat	Little Leprechaun?	Five Minutes to Midnight	Yo mama's So Hairy
West Virgin-ia	Blonde Snowman	Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress	Gone Camping
Carpet	Potential & Reality	Yo mama's So Poor	What's That, Tampon?
Plaster Lawyers	Dr. Feelgood	Grosser than gross.. underwear	You Might Be A Redneck
Suicidal Blonde	Yo Mama's so fat... broke	Pay-Per-Blonde	Take a Lawyer to the Beach!
Yo mama's... Roller Coaster	You Might Be A Redneck If...Whiskey	Headache	You mama's so stupid... tripped
Three Gay Men	New Rules For Employment	Mom's Sponge	You Might Be A Redneck...Motor Oil
Limbless Prostitute	Fire Truck