Elephant Tampon

Q: What does an elephant use as tampon?

A: A sheep.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

A Little Testy	Virgin Trucker	The Millennium Kid	Osama's Covered Wagon
Stuck in the middle	Yo mama's so fat... fell over	Yo Mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's So Ugly
B-Day Sex	You Work for the Government When:	Dirty Tricks	The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers
Blonde and Prawn	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's breath stink so bad...	Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?
The 11th Commandment	Three Couples, No Sex	In All the Land	You Might Be A Redneck If...Toilet
A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...	Bill Gates' Honeymoon	What would you do?	David Beckham Redux
Dye, Blonde, Dye	Elephantitis	Smartass Record Shop	Blonde Invention
Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...	You Might Be A Redneck...Riviera	Dead Blonde in Closet	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Two Men and A Refrigerator	Joe and Wanda had a small apartment...	Saran Wrap
Yo mama's...Forklift	A Real Ball Buster	Post Turtle President	Blonde Overdue
Hanging with Blondes	MasterCard For Men	Pulling His Cheney	Condom Size Tester
Railroad Redneck	Travelling Salesman Joke No. 44892	What is red and green?	Ending It All
Fire Truck	Chicken Joke: Dirty!