Cow with No Legs

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs.
A: Ground Beef!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's... Roller Coaster	Redneck...TV Antenna	Gary Condit's Bad Hair Days	Redneck on the Roof
Hilarious Signs	Yo mama's So Old	The Mystery of Childbirth	Count Chock Full of Nuts
There was this redneck that walked into a ...	Dr. Doctor	Yo mama's tities...	Pacific Ocean Lawyers
Arkansas Scholars	Chicken and egg are lying in...	High Stakes	Five Pounds of Fat
New Improved Lawnmowers	What do you call a blond with half a brain?	Gary Condit's Lifeboat	Yo Mama's So Fat... rolls
Ignorance	Survivor for Alabamans	Blonde and Tracks	Yo Mama's So Old
It's Very Difficult To Marry Princesses	Clinton/Elian Gonzales	Sex Math 101	Milking it
Funny Business	Screw The World	Yo mama's so fat... belt	Watch and Learn
Yo mama's So Ugly	Innie Weenie	Which Hole?	Yo Mama's So Country
Don't Kick the Animals, Man	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fight Song	Redneck Soccer	Penis Requests a Raise
Law School for Nuns	Computer Breasts	Q & A...Shower	I Guess That's Fair
Not So Saved by the Bell	George W. and Moses	Yo Mama's So Fat... National Weather Agency	Long Road Home
Clinton's Favorite Things	Redneck Anthem