Cow with No Legs

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs.
A: Ground Beef!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Branch-Davidians	It's Not Genetics	Man and Pharmacist	Closest Shave Ever
The Lord Will Provide	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Tripped	What Did A Lawyer Name His ...	What's The Difference, Yo?
Sex and Dieting	Blonde Braincells	Yo mama's So Fat	Blonde Hide and Go Seek
Political Jokes	Minor differences	The Vampire	Drivers' Ed
In a murder trial...	You Might Be A Redneck If...Hairdo	Bush and Cheney Lunch	The Great Crab Escape
Redneck Shopper	Blonde Ice Fishing	Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks	Half-Brainiac
Viagra Diet	Ice Hole	Invisible Carrots	What do puppies and gynecologists...
Yo momma so dumb she ...	Screwdrivin' Clinton	Clinton Stew	Bush on Unemployment Aid
Leeches	Yo mama's...Stupid	Horse Tears	Yo mama's So Fat
Grosser than gross.. underwear	Brain Cell	Yo mama's... stupid	If Dear Abby Were Dear Albert
There were two blondes at the park...	Mexican or Mexican't	The Firing Squad	Yo Mama's so old... act
Sleeping Blonde	The Worst Hostage Drama In The World	Dream on	There she blows
Rush Limbaughs Chauffeur	Dr. Dre's Prognosis