Hot Tomato

Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck...Shotgun	Lab Monkeys	Three Drunk Men	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo Mama's So Stupid	A Brief Visit to the Doctor	A falling out	THE DRUNK
Urinalotta Trouble	Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story	Redneck Death	Bush, Cheney, and the Buck
Dubya 'Do.	Yo mama's So Poor	Keep Gabby Reece Away	Surprise Package
Hillbilly Animal Etiquette	Yo mama's So Stupid	Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker	Yo mama's So Fat
Osama's New City	Redneck Fly-swatter	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Chores on the Farm
Scratch Those Thangs	You might be a redneck if...	What is red and green?	Having to Take a Whisper
Beans & Onions: Delicious	Hillbilly Newlyweds	Flower Flub-o-rama	Yo mama's so stupid... Wu-tang
Yo Mama's So Ugly	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Bird and Bloke	Hot Air Balloon
Texas Sphincters	Count Chock Full of Nuts	Blonde in a boat.	Yo Mama's So Fat... Zoo
Vending Machine and Blonde	Halloween Phrases That Sound Dirty	You Might Be A Redneck If...Six-Pack	Important Question
Chocolate Cherries	Revenge of the Blondes	Grandma's Birthday	Land Of Milk And Honey
Three nuns die and go to heaven....	Essential Army Stealth Equipment