Parakeet Cereal

What do you get when you run over a parakeet with a lawnmower?

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.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Einsteinium	A man's logic	Condit vs. Clinton	Yo mama's so Nasty
Plaster Lawyers	Clinton's Favorite Things	Yo Mama the Gourmet	Windows 666
Playing Doctor	Three words that describe Britney Spears	Be Careful With That Viagra	Question...Sex Change
Blonde and License Plates	Megastore, Megasale	This is a poor joke	Yo Mama's Teeth...
Beverly Hillbilly Bobbitt	Yo mama's so stupid... tv	Blonde in Your Fridge	OJ's Airport Limo Service
Yo Mama's So Nasty... Bath	Never Seen A Priest	Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop	You Might Be A Redneck...
You might be a redneck if...	Blonde Riding Shotgun	Yo mama's...Fat	When is Your Girlfriend Too Fat?
Yo Mama's So Fat... License	The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer	Virgins in Caves	Never Seen A Priest
Nun vs. Woman	A Crappy Date (A True Story)	Yo Mama's So Disgusting	Pre-Paid Plan
Blonde On a Ledge	A manager walks into his office...	Brother is "Out"	Yo Mama's So Stupid
Free Sex with Fill Up	Helisoft	Dog Days	Scratch Those Thangs
You know you're having a bad day when your ...	Yo mama's...Fat	Jack and Jill II	Counting Condoms
Yo mama's So Short	Yo mama's So Stupid