Why did the blonde go up on top...

Why did the blonde go up on top of the bar?

Because the bartender said the drinks were on the house!!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Better Luck Next Time	Women's Bits	The Engineer's Love Life	Comfortable
Like Father Like Son	Paper Street	Things Just Fallin' Off	F-A-R-M
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Yo mama's So Poor	If Ever You're Choking...
Yo mama's So Ugly	Funny Business	Pervert Psychiatrist	George Bush is So Stupid...
Knights And Birth Control Limerick	A Little Cannibalism Humor, Folks	The NEW Poopie List!	Genie and the Taliban
High Sperm Count	Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	Yo Mama's So Fat... rolls	Corduroy Condom
Shrinking, Red Narcissist	Broomsticks	Take It Like A Man, Baby	Elvis vs. Al Gore
Goodyear Rubber	A man at a retirement home was walking ...	Yo mama so ugly...	Yo mama's so dumb... you were born
George Bush is So Stupid...	State Slogans	Sex Contract	Sleep Now
Tooth	The Eyes Have It	Icy Blonde	DJ's First Day of School
Milking it	Yo mama's So Ugly	Daddy, What Is Sex?	Losin' It
Yankees and the Lightbulb	Yo Mama's So Fat... Drives	Dinner's On The Table	F. Lee Bailey Love
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...	Name That Animal, Kids