Blondes and cow patties

What do blondes and cow patties have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Planet of the Apes: Secrets Revealed	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business	5 presidents are on a plane	Blonde's Coat Hanger
Justice Prevailed	Yo momma so stupid...	Things Just Fallin' Off	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On
Night Of The Living Dead	Bone Diggers	Yo mama's...Fat	The Teacher's Gift
Female Lawyer vs. Pitbull	Blonde and Rock n' Roller	You Might Be A Redneck	The Blondes' Revenge
your mama's glasses......your mama's ...	Lawyers Love Sushi!	Multi-Balls	Yo Mama Laundromat
The Redneck-Unabomber Connection	Keep It In Your Pants	Stumbling and Mumbling	The Love Dress
A Toast	Blonde Diet	Southern Foreplay	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fight Song
Yo mama's So Fat	Carefully Placed Periods	Bamming in 'Bama	Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed!
Liberal Jokes	Yo mama's...Ugly	Yo Mama and her Car	A setback in Iraqi-American relations
Barbie and Britney	Blonde Overdue	A Redneck Retaliation	Shirts Off
A Flaky Blonde	The Man With One Brain	Yo mama's so stupid, condom	Blonde's Medical Exam
Daddy, What Is Sex?	How many lawyers does it take to change a...	Hate to Brag	The State of Lawyers
Beer Consumption	A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes...