Constipation

Why are contipated folks unkind and rude?

'Cause they don't give a crap!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Add It Up: Relationship Guide	Two Middle Easterners Exchange Moronic Lies	Blonde's Bad Day	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...
A Horoscope For The Workplace	Yard Work Sign Language	Hanging with Blondes	Yo mama's so skinny... baseball
Bush's Advisors	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Yo mama's...Fat
Afghani TV Guide	Redneck Engineering Exam	Blondes Doing the Wave	In a murder trial...
Blonde Grenadier	Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...	Easter Egg Hunt	Blonde and a Pig
Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?	After the Honeymoon...	Still Together	Yo mama's So Poor
Carpet	Yo mama's so fat... shaves	Red Ribbon Blue Ribbon	Go Fish
Yo mama's so fat... beeper	Snowmen and Snowwomen	SAG Meeting	Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo Mama's So Fat... Highway 59	Horny Old Ladies	Clinton, Bush, and Washington...	Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...
Condit vs. Clinton	Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...	Yo mama's So Short	Yo Mama Lipbia
You mama's so stupid... tripped	Sneezy	Laxative Cough Therapy	Redneck Engineering Exam
Yo mama's... easy	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	After Great Britain's Beer Festival...	That's crazy
Sneezy	Full Speed Ahead