Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player

Yo mama is like a hockey player she doesn't change her pad for three periods.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Dr. Dre's Prognosis	The Bottom Line	Computer Breasts	Chew on this
Stinkin' Proof	Little Wanky	Sharper Than a Ginsu	We're Studying Hard
Pee On A Ferrari	Republican Lightbulb Replacement Policy	Golf Fatality	Windows 666
The Blondes' Revenge	Pool	There's No People Like Snow People	Adam 'n' Eve
Seven Dwarves On A Bus	Yo Mama's So Fat... Drives	Soy Toy	The President Sucks
Pete's Wicked Blonde Ale	What's Worse?	Mopeds and Fat Ladies	No Special Sauce?
Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman	Yo mama's...Ugly	Dentata	Walk the Walk
How to Sell a Bible	Yo Mama is So Stupid	Clinton & A Screwdriver	Yo mama's So Fat... Sea World
Yo mama's so hairy...	You Might Be A Redneck...Dog	Yo mama so stupid...	You Big Tomato
Yo Daddy Is So Bald	Damned if I know	Substituting Rats for Lawyers	Hide the Duke
I want my MTV	Riding in Cars With Boys	The Bill Clinton Sale	David Beckham
Lawyers vs Prostitutes	Blonde Jokes...Or Are They?	Lawyers' Lucky Break	10
Pig In Summer	Blonde Nurse