Yo mama's so ugly... met yo daddy

Yo mama's so ugly, yo dad first met her at the pound.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Doe a Deer	Bin Laid	Occupy This	Split Up The Middle
You're So Poor	Pickup Truck Full of Blondes	Confucius Say	Blondes and Gas Stations
Garden of Eden	Doggy Style	Yo Mama's So Stupid	You Know You're Old
A Definite Definition	Michael Jackson shops at Wal-Mart	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Yo mama's So Stupid
Taliban Snippet	Pinocchio and Raggedy Ann	Smoke It	Drivers' Ed
Yo mama's so fat... 90210	Yo mama's so stupid... tv	There is this old couple and they have been ...	Dentata
Tenessee Football Player	Cinderella Gets Some Ash	Sliding Doors	Work Blows
Yo Mama's Halloween	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Fat	Honeymoon
Carefully Placed Periods	Sex Relatively Speaking	Yo mama's...Short	You Might Be A Redneck
The Blonde and the Blinker	3 Men, 3 Wishes	Greg Norman	New Rules For Employment
Blonde - Death in the Family	Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker	Yo mama's...Stupid	Bob Dole
Dating vs. Marriage	Blondes and Iceberg	Yo mama's...Skinny	Blonde Driving
The Clever Lawyer	Carefully Placed Periods