Obese Michigan Mammas

How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator?

Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List	Yo mama's...Fat	What's Black?	Redneck Recycling
Line of Blondes	Hey fatty	Jingle Balls	American Divorce
Yo mama is so dumb...	Weiner Eater	A Real Ball Buster	Crossdresser Funnies
Say What Again?	Yo mama's...Kidnappers	Yo mama's...Poor	It Ain't Margarita
Yo Mama's So Ugly... Taco Bell	Yo mama's So Poor	Seek and Ye Shall Find...	Hack Golfer
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Greasy	Yo mama's teeth are so big...	You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter
Three Couples, No Sex	Buried Lawyers	Bulimic Bachelor Party	Yo Mama's So Fat... Volkswagen
Rope a Dope	Blonde Horse Sense	Scratch Those Thangs	Poor Blonde
Snow	Cuban Delicacy	Yo mama's So Poor	Attention-Seeking Redneck
Yo mama's...fat	Yo mama's So Ugly	Blonde with Chickens	The Fish-Eating Competition
If Microsoft Was Looking for Drivers	Hired Help	Honeymoon	Three Gay Men
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty	Lesbian Eskimo	The Hired Help	Warm and Moist
Yo Mama's Underwear	Dream on