Burger King

Q: How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

A: Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What A Wheat-y Blond Joke	Redneck... Fast Food	Accident on the Golf Course	Masochism Tango
A man's logic	Yum!	Blonde and a Pig	The Aging Explorer
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes...	Divine Flatulence	Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book	Pickles Mating With Deer, Mass Hysteria
Like Father Like Son	What do you call Satan and a lawyer?	Yo mama's...Ugly	Honda
The Engineer and the Bike	Iranians	Three nuns die and go to heaven....	Yo Mama's So Fat... Volkswagen
Laptop	Iron Phone	The Naked Truth	Jokes On You, Teacher
Osama in the Holy Land	In the back woods of Arkansas...	Redneck Hitchiker	Southern Foreplay
Yo mama's so fat... train	Yo Mama's So Fat... Highway 59	Eternal Judgment	Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player
Yo Mama's so fat... broke	Two blondes are walking down a road...	Blonde's Backseat	You Might Be A Redneck If...Whiskey
Moon Talking	Latex Gloves	The Worst Hostage Drama In The World	Yo Mama's Work Ethic
You Might Be a Redneck if You Pee Like a	Pigskin Pro	Designated drunkard	Animal House
You Might Be Tough	The Love Dress	Danger in D.C.	Very Helpful Blonde Inventions
Real Blonde?	Yo Mama... Shotgun