Burger King

Q: How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

A: Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Perfect Fit	Bumper Sticker Sayings	What's Black?	Men With Hair in Their Teeth
Blonde Who Has it All	Two Sperm	Jokes On You, Teacher	Into the Dust Bin Laden of History
Yo Mama's So Ugly... Taco Bell	None	A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...	Blonde Lightbulb
The First Lady's patriotic duties	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Al Gore's Piercings
Yo Mama's Animal Cookies	Porcupines	The Wet and the Blonde	Blonde in the Morning
Yo mama's So Fat	What Sex is Polly?	Bush Visits a Nursing Home	Snow Off-White
Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Rubbing Her The Right Way	Blonde and Elephants	Little Johnny is Number One
Redneck Christmas Shopping	A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall	Liberal Jokes	Phone Line
Say What Again?	Bishop And The Ass	Rare Disorder	Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo Mama Like a Stamp	Rooster in His Declining Years	South Park Haters...	Yo mama's so old... antique shop
You might be a redneck if your daddy...	Gator Bite	You Might Be A Redneck...Wine	Another Weekend At The Home
Redneck Photo Op	Redneck At The Restaurant	Yo mama's...Dumb	Yard Work Sign Language
Blonde in the Morning	Yo mama's So Poor