Adventures in Disneyland

Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."

So they went home.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Top 13 Never Heard At Daytona 500	Your teeth are so busted...	Weiner Eater	Yo Mama's so fat... Jerry Springer
Yo Mama's So Stupid	Clinton's Interns	Yo Mama's So Skinny	The Three Horses of the Apocalypse
The Christmas Elf Massacre	Sex Contract	Dr. Doctor	Punk 'n' Parrot
Blonde's Don't Drink and Think	Blonde With License	Dear Old Dad	Divine Flatulence
Playing Doctor	Bill Gates and General Motors	Ending It All	Cyber-Blonde 3
Rhoids	Blonde Driver	What Didja Learn?	Yo mama's So Stupid
The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes	Blonde Driver	Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law	Blonde's Favorite Nursery Rhyme
Girlfriend 1.0 -> Wife 1.0	Blond Father	Scratch Those Thangs	132 legs and 8 teeth
Condom Size Tester	Fooled You	LSD Cocktail	Fast Food for Rednecks
Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama's Speed Dial	Yo mama's So Poor	Redneck... Rich
Which Hole?	Glories of old age	Top 13 Never Heard At Daytona 500	Piano Solo
Duck, Duck, Lawyer	Windows 666	Yo mama's So Ugly	The Shakes
Guess What I Am?	Little Wanky