Adventures in Disneyland

Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."

So they went home.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's so poor...	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's So Fat...Speed Bumps	A Blonde, the Beach, and...Beer?
Yo mama's so fat... two buses	In The Navy	Gay Irishmen	Chuck The Yuck
Yo Mama's So Fat... Space	Yo mama's So Stupid	A Real Ball Buster	The Blonde and the Worm
Blonde Tip-toe	A Shave and a Shine	You Might Be A Redneck If...Hairdo	Where do one legged people?
Wavey Blonde	Stumbling and Mumbling	Legs Open	The Naked Truth
Yo mama's So Ugly	Topless Fat Woman	Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed!	Air Mattress
Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Yo mama's so fat... belt	The Blondes and the Rocking Party	Yo mama's So Poor
A woman wearing a strapless gown and ...	Shrinking, Red Narcissist	Yo mama's...Fat	Professor of Logic
Thermos and Blonde	High Stakes	You Know You're Old	Pre-Paid Plan
Lift Off	Jingle Blondes	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked	Cannibals
Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo Mama's Work Ethic	Three Dumb Hunters	Funny Business
Yo Mama... Shotgun	Who Let The Blondes Out?	Men and Carpet	Blonde at the Doctor's
Blond with a cell phone	What Men Need Most