Redneck Anthem

You know you're a redneck if you think the last four words of the national anthem are:

"Gentlemen, start your engines!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Lawyers and God	If Dear Abby Were Dear Albert	Clinton and a lightbulb	Grandpa Gets Off
12- Pack	Little Wanky	Clinton's Safe Sex	Fast Food
Slippery Doorknob	Star Dreck	The Teacher's Gift	Government Tactics
Helisoft	The Blonde's Pregnancy Scare	Flour Patch	You Might Be A Redneck...Beer
Nuns Should Beware San Francisco Buses	Yo mama's So Fat	Fifty-Dollar Bet	Yo mama's So Poor
Multi-Balls	Leper Stew	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's...Dirty
Horseback Riding	Fifty-Dollar Bet	Half-Brainiac	Blonde's Computer Freeze
Yo mama's...Stupid	Hormonally Yours	A Natural Blind	Blonde Trapped on an Isand
Carefully Placed Periods	Barbie's Christmas Beau	Deep In The Fourth Quarter	Why God Created Man
Cherry Pop	A Little Help From the Shakes	Smartass Record Shop	Britney & Christina Get Locked Out
Optimistic Jack	After You	Toe Curl	Put It On Your Organ
Dictaphone	Bird and Bloke	Redneck Parkin' Lot	Yo mama's...Forklift
Redneck Sex Ed	Jack and Jill and Modern Economics