Alabama Farmer

What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Guess Who?	It's Not For Him, Stupid	You Might Be Tough	Clinton's Protection
High Stakes	First Day Out	Clinton's Safe Sex	Two nuns from France were coming to New York...
Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	Girls Just Wanna Have Fun	What Did A Lawyer Name His ...	Yo Mama's So Smelly... Deordorant
Tasties in a Half Shell	Yo mama's So Hairy	Bone Diggers	Jungle Gaiety
I'll Give You...	Yo mama's So Old	Hot Air Balloon	Bush, Einstein and Picasso
Wanted: Dead Or Alive	The Ages of Man	Potential & Reality	Designated drunkard
Blonde Horse Sense	40 Things Never Said By Southerners	Blonde in a Round Room	President Hillary
A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...	The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some Rabbits	Taliban Snippet	Don't Step Out of the Car
Blonde Test	Playing Doctor	New Baby	Chin nuts
GirlFriend 1.0 - Software Helpline Excerpt	Virgins in Caves	Iraqi Law	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo mama's...Fat	Not So Saved by the Bell	Mom's Sponge	Redneck Baseball
Captured Blonde	Baby boomers	The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer	Windows 666
Mechanic's Lube	Blondes and Fun