Yo Mama's so fat... quarter

Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter
she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Poor	Clinton's DNA	Act Of God	What's That, Tampon?
A Blonde, the Beach, and...Beer?	Intelligent Quotes	Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo Mama's So Fat... rolls
Yo mama's...Poor	Perfumed Blonde	Yo Mama's So Fat... Showered	Yo Mama's So Fat... watch
Lake Wannaswimma	Beans & Onions: Delicious	None	The Blonde And The E-mail
Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born	The Redneck-Unabomber Connection	Stop Tailgating	An Egyptian man is walking...
Politically Speaking	The President Sucks	Yo mama's nasty!	An Act of Charity
Yo mama's So Stupid	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	Yo Mama's so fat... quarter	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bacon
Bush Visits a Nursing Home	Yo Mama and Yo Daddy	Yo mama's...Fat	Burger King
Sports and Virility	An Ugly Position	Yo mama's So Ugly	Clinton's DNA
Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...	Hanging With Rednecks	Houston Schoolin'	Yo mama's So Stupid
Man Walks Into a Lawyer's Office...	Jingle Blondes	Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!
Y'Might Be A Redneck	Mouth Organ	Scratch Those Thangs	Yo mama's so stupid
The Skeleton	The True Story