Yo Mama's so fat... quarter

Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter
she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Lucky Frog	Yo mama's so stupid... asphalt	Yo Mama's So Poor... Kick	You're So Dirty
What Are Politics?	Office English Dictionary	Joke for Limeys	Yo mama's so fat...
Take yo mama to work day	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...	Orgy at Never Neverland	Sanitary Blonde
Adventures in Disneyland	Yo mama's So Old	Lawyer-Client Relations	Blond Father
You So Ugly	Lesbians in a Canoe	Pay-Per-Blonde	With Andy Rooney
Yo Mama vs. Godzilla	What Didja Learn?	350 Pounder?	Red Ring
A Lawyer and A Politician	Milking it	Perry Coma	You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter
A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...	Goverment Wrestling Federation	Lawyers in Lust	Yo mama's so Stupid
Five Surgeons	Yo mama's So Ugly	Blonde in the Mirror	The Perfect Woman
Two Things About a Blonde	Lepechaun at Augusta	George W. and Moses	Blonde License
Grandma's Birthday	Star Trek	Chillin' Biddies	Yo mama's...Plane
The Shakes	The Blonde and the Zipper	Blonde Testing Center	Redneck Engineering Exam
Yo mama's So Stupid...TV	Okie Jokie