Redneck Soccer

You know your a redneck if you're playing soccer and you say ''I hit my two best balls today... with a rake.''

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

An Ugly Position	Blondes and Waterskiing	I feel like chicken tonight	Birth Control
Brunettes and God	Apple and Worm	In the back woods of Arkansas...	Yo Mama's... Hairy
Yo Mama's So Hairy	Losin' It	You Might Be A Redneck	Thee You In The Moth Pit
Blonde...Bananas	Instant-Win Airbags!	Yo Mama's So Fat... Showered	Yo Mama's So Fat... Panty Lines
Cuban Delicacy	Blonde E-Mail	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's So Stank
RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	Woman Says, Man Hears	It's Very Difficult To Marry Princesses	Old People And Nastiness
The Blonde Fox	Vaseline Knob	Take It Like A Man, Baby	Blonde vs. Crime Rate
Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama is So Stupid	Understanding Marketing
Bush Visits a Nursing Home	Yo Mama's Underwear	Virgins in Caves	The Blue Eye
Peopling The Earth	The Blonde and the Librarian	Blonde and Tracks	KFC: Our Daily Chicken
Blonde's Wine	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	Bush Does a Favor	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked
Two Blonde Jokes and Nubile Cleavage	Al Gore's Piercings	Yo mama's So Ugly	How Many Blonde Jokes...
Yo mama's so old... antique shop	Blonde in a Swimming Race