Redneck Soccer

You know your a redneck if you're playing soccer and you say ''I hit my two best balls today... with a rake.''

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Please pass the mayo	Top 13 Never Heard At Daytona 500	The Quotable Marion Barry	Clear Blue Easy
Yo mama's So Stupid	Take yo mama to work day	History Remembers Bill Clinton	What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...
You So Ugly	Whistle While You Twurk	Para-shoot	Yo Mama so Bald
Yo mama's Teeth	Bush BM	Yo Mama's So Poor	Bush and Bill
Blonde on Fire	Guys and Dolls	Trucks and Babies	Redneck Soccer
Why I Am So Tired	Lunch is back	Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?	Shirts Off
Blonde & Cruise	Dream on	Five Pounds of Fat	Yo Mama's Fertile
Smokin' Dope	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Fat... Klumps	Toothbrush Salesman
Yo mama's So Stupid	Genie in a bottle	Yo mama's so hairy...	A Helpful Man
A sailor walked into a bar with a small ...	Yo mama's so stupid...	Person 1: Did you know Saddam has a bounty?	Saving Her Butt
Blonde Welfare	Rooster Prozac	Lift Off	Osama is Celebate
Ash Blonde	A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon	Clinton's Finished Now	Blonde Rows of Corn
Redneck Birth Control... Cherrybomb	72?