Cosmopolitan Redneck

You know you're a redneck when the biggest city you've been to is Wal-Mart.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Getting Flowers	Perfect Fit	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Redneck Pants
Helisoft	Blonde Meets Cheerios	Swinging Redneck	Supermarket Mother
Clinton & KFC	Blonde Who Has it All	Feeling Like A Woman	Yo mama's so dumb... ribbed condom
Yo mama's So Fat... Leather	A Mall Order	Student Nurse	Heaven and Hell
Tardy Blonde	Farmer Joe and his Mule	Cosmopolitan Redneck	After Great Britain's Beer Festival...
The Cross-Eyed Cow	Yo mama's So Fat	New Improved Lawnmowers	Yo Mama's So Fat... Showered
No one is safe	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Fat... Elevator	Erin Go Bra Shopping
The Holy Water	Fish Market	Yo mama's...Fat	The Jewish Vote
Yo mama's so dumb... menopause	Practice	A Shave and a Shine	Blonde Riding Shotgun
Sex and Air	Racists and Lightbulbs	Fascinating	Teaching A Buncha Hooligans
The Farmer's Daughters	Play Dead	Redneck...Bath	Snowmen and Snowwomen
You KNOW You're a Redneck	Latex Gloves	Blonde - Death in the Family	Another Dumb Blonde
Jingle Blondes	Ways to Let Someone Know Their Fly is Open