Yo mama's...fat

You Mama is so fat, when she's missing, they have to use both sides of the milk carton.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Dumb	Yo mama's so poor...	Ways to Tell a Redneck is on Your Computer	The Redneck-Unabomber Connection
Bill Of No Rights	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks	Blondes and Waterskiing
Group Photo	Blondes and cow patties	Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...	Yo mama's So Poor
Redneck Communion	Bush Does a Favor	Pickmeup	Yo mama's So Stupid
Blonde Goes to the Airport	Women Pass Less Gas	Three Girls Go Camping	Goverment Wrestling Federation
Eye Rub	Blonde Road Crossing	Scratchy Lottery	Yo mama's had more pricks than...
Name That Animal, Kids	A blonde was cooking dinner	Stayin' Alive	The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some Rabbits
Taliban Bingo	Stumbling and Mumbling	Yo Mama's So Ugly	I See You!
Yo mama's so stupid... drown	Not So Saved by the Bell	Blonde's Bad Day	Corn Hole
Three Couples, No Sex	Rejected Greeting Card -- Sorry	Yo Mama So Dry	Yo mama's so fat... runs
Helisoft	Yo mama's So Ugly	Bad Dog, Put Fluffy Back	I scream for ice cream
Get yo fingers bit	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's So Stupid	Gotcha!
Fishing for a Week	Fat Woman