Constipation

Why are contipated folks unkind and rude?

'Cause they don't give a crap!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What Are Politics?	Yo Mama's So Ugly	America has finally captured Saddam ...	A man's logic
Hillbilly Newlyweds	Natural Blonde	Line of Blondes	Free Sex with Fill Up
Redneck Teeth	This Joke is Bananas!	The Great Wiener Caper	Monks Made a Mistake
Lake Wannaswimma	yo mama's hair...	Yo momma so stupid...	Age-Old Riddle
You're So Poor	Penis Requests a Raise	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Bush's Advisors
Blonde Braincells	Blonde's Bridge	Sheep Soup	Funny Business
Scags Who Blew Bill	Stoopit Pickup Lines	You Might Be A Redneck...Shotgun	None
Malcolm in the Puddle	Redneck Family Values	Hot Dog	Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
The Fly	Yo mama's...fat	Hi-Steppin' Mama	Why God Created Man
Rump Roastin'	Lawyers Stinkin' Up the Place	Lightbulbs vs Pregnant Women	TiVo
Rules of the South	Blonde Coffee Drinker	Authentic Grafitti	Al Gore's Piercings
Better Luck Next Time	The Lawyer's Funeral	Pinocchio and Splinters	In a murder trial...
Blonde Ring Hijinx!	Blonde Tag