You're So Poor...Christmas

Your'e so poor that if you didn't have a hard on when Christmas came, you wouldn't have anything to play with.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bush, Einstein and Picasso	Clinton & KFC	Blonde Shower	Sexual Confessional
You Might Be A Redneck...Wine	Mr. Macho	Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Parakeet Cereal
Yo mama's So Fat	Smoke It	Mary Lou has the Last Laugh	What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...
How Bill and Hillary Really Met	Piano Solo	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Oxygen	Jane's Addiction
Three nuns die and go to heaven....	Y'Might Be A Redneck	West Virginia Custody Battle	Mommy, mommy... circles
Hey DJ	Yo Mama's So Fat... watch	California Gay Whale	Ignorance
Pow Wow Ow!	Twelve Inch Pianist	Blonde in Your Fridge	Never Seen A Priest
Dentata	The Quotable Marion Barry	Condom Size Tester	Yo mama's So Fat... Planets
Egyptian Pick-Up Line	Get Your Feet Wet	Bumper Crop O' Bumper Stickers	The Clever Lawyer
Top Ten: Saddam Hussein's Romantic Tips	Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	Yo mama's So Stupid	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...
Pre-Paid Plan	Please pass the mayo	I Guess That's Fair	Blondes and cow patties
Afghani Joe	A Greater Insult	Yo mama is so dumb...	Railroad Redneck
Goathead! Goathead!	Smurf and Turf