The First Lady's patriotic duties

What do George Bush's wife and the American flag have in common?

They both go down in the name of the president.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Lawyers and God	Meat Department	Clinton and a lightbulb	Elephant Tampon
Cow with No Legs	Yo mama's...Stupid	Get On The Bus	The Injured Thumb
Tasties in a Half Shell	Blondes and cow patties	A man at a retirement home was walking ...	Blonde and Missed Bus
Mirror, Mirror	Parakeet Cereal	Hey fatty	Yo mama's...Fat
Yo mama's...Stupid	Blonde's Shoes	Arkansas Scholars	Yo Mama's So Small
Blonde Basement	Blondes Doing the Wave	Gumor's Orifice Confusion	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior
German Virginity	The Origin of Little Debbie	Blondes and Buses	Gloves: Joke circa 1890
Lipstick Or...?	Yo Mama's So Fat... C-Section	Redneck Marriage	Blonde in Freezer
Yo mama's so nasty...	You Might Be A Redneck...Pool	I Am Confused. Really, Really Confused.	Thermos and Blonde
Test Tube Baby	Yo mama's so dumb...	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	Yo Mama's Psychic Friends
Dirty Tricks	A Few Good Lawyers	Yo mama's So Short	Elephant...Cherry Tree
A Mall Order	Blondes Making Kool-Aid	Yo mama so fat...	Viagra + Death = ?
Al Gore's Piercing	Dirty Limerick