The First Lady's patriotic duties

What do George Bush's wife and the American flag have in common?

They both go down in the name of the president.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Stupid	Tricky, Tricky	You're So Poor	32 Rednecks
Your Parents Messed Up	Redneck Family Values	Swinging Redneck	Abstinence
Talking Blondes	They''re Grrrrrreat	Osama's Valentine	Blonde Grenadier
The Injured Thumb	Okie Jokie	Blind Bunny, Meet Blind Snake	The corporate ladder
Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette	Yo Mama's so fat... band	Mail Order Blonde	George W. Bush was caught breaking
Piano Solo	What a stupid mama!	Teaching A Buncha Hooligans	Yo Mama's So Skinny
Yo mama's So Ugly	Rope a Dope	Chilled Crabs	An Act of Charity
Blonde's Favorite Nursery Rhyme	Blonde Coffee Drinker	Adjustable Steering Wheels Are Funny	Joystick (Ya Get It?)
Yo mama's...Stupid	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde	Tardy Blonde
Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed!	Blonde In A Bathroom	Lawyers and God	Gross Grandma
Clinton's DNA	Yo mama's So Fat... Black Dress	Homosexual	Get yo fingers bit
Two Blondes on thier Way to Disneyland	Politically Speaking	Yo Mama's So Fat... Waterbed	Yo Mama vs. Titanic
Spermally Speaking	Blond Restroom Attendant