Iraqi Funerals

Why do Iraqis only have 2 pallbearers at their funerals?

Becasue garbage cans only have 2 handles.

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Yo Mama's So Fat... Disease	What Are Ya, Chicken?	Clinton's Favorite Card Game	The Cross-Eyed Cow
Convenience Store	Oscar Meyer	Sharper Than a Ginsu	Blonde's Twinkle
Clinton's Protection	Rare Disorder	Bush Has Feelings Too	Iranians
Yo mama's So Hairy	Yo mama's So Stupid...Hooked	Top 10 Things You Don't Want Dubya to Say	Osama in the Holy Land
Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman	Stoopit Pickup Lines	Lawyer Stamps	And You're Not Even Drunk
Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #3	The difference between boiling water and	Man Of The House	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish
Ba Ba Black Sheep	Blonde and a Brunette on a Cliff	Halle Berry Bares All	Top 10 Reasons to Know You're a Redneck
Lightbulb...Californians	What Do I Look Like?	The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	Yo Mama's So Fat... Sweats
Condoms	You So Ugly	Taxation	A good lawyer knows the law a great lawyer ...
South Park Haters...	Shipwrecked	F. Lee Bailey Love	I Don't Like My Brother
Infectious Fast Food	Bubba Died in a Fire	Yo mama's So Hairy	Little Girls Who Suck
Redneck Sex Ed	Yo Mama's So Stupid	You Might Be A Redneck...Hat	Gorilla Control
If You Could!	One day, a blonde left work early to go home ...