Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born her mama said, “what a treasure,” and her daddy said, “yeah, let's bury it.”

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Adam and Eve	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama's So Fat... Clothes	Yo mama's so dumb... hour
New Version of Playboy	Who Wants To Be a Millionaire	Don't Step Out of the Car	Germans Love Limbaugh
Yo mama's So Ugly	Three Nuns and a Parrot	Yo mama's...Curb	KFC: Our Daily Chicken
Yo Mama's Teeth So Yellow...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked	Monica's First Look	A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...
New Improved Lawnmowers	Kitty & Lady Find L-O-V-E	Yo mama's So Fat	Dead Blonde in Closet
Tickle These, Elmo	Frenchman and Farm Animals	A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar...	Straight Leper Flush
Yo mama's so fat... door	Confusing Blonde	Chilled Crabs	Virgins in Caves
Donkey Compliment	Helisoft	Gay on Airplane	Blonde Cell Death
Yo Mama's So Skinny	Iranians	Para-shoot	Jew Unit
Yo Mama's So Dumb	Clinton's DNA	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Stupid
Fast Food Blondes	Yo mama's so fat... train	Yo mama's so fat... motorcycle	Blonde Test
Curd and Rod	Big Tongue	A blond decides she wants to go ice fishing. ...	Blonde In A Bathroom
Curly Sue	Redneck Christmas