Snakeskin Punny

What kind of condoms do snakes use?

Anacondoms!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Toothpaste Inventor	Using Computers for a Gratuitous Screw Reference	Two Things About a Blonde	Goathead! Goathead!
Lawyer and Sperm	B-Day Sex	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's So Small
Yo mama's So Fat	The 69ers	Blonde Battallion	Knights And Birth Control Limerick
Dubya 'Do.	Blonde Mating Call	You Might Be a Redneck if You Pee Like a	You're So Poor
Better Luck Next Time	American Divorce	Condom	Little Johnny is Number One
Tennis Balls	Bush and Polly	Lightbulb <----> Law Professor	Blonde Kidnapper
Yo mama's...Stupid	Topless Sunbather	Yo mama's so fat... 90210	Your mom is so stupid...
Bubble Blowing Duckies	Screw The World	Sex Advice	Where's the Blow Hole
Yo mama's smile	Yo mama's so dumb... you were born	Yo Mama Like a Stamp	Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around
A Vow of 'Celebracy'	Yo mama's So Poor	Shree Hill	Yo Mama's so fat... broke
Yo mama's...Ugly	Yo mama's...Easy	Dear Old Dad	Step Right Up...
A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...	You Might Be A Redneck If...Tattoo	Gonna Marry	Yo Mama's Fertile
A Shave and a Shine	Clinton's DNA