Your mother is obese...

Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar bill and made change.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Act Of God	Bra & Hat	Two Things About a Blonde	Yo Mama's a Saint
POV	History Remembers Bill Clinton	Ignorance	Grandma Likes it H-A-R-D
Yo Mama's So Fat... Nose Hair	Guns don't kill....	Yo mama's So Stupid	Confucious...Baseball
Tennis Balls	Redneck Soccer	Arkansas: It's A Wild Place	Blonde Looking for a Job
Blonde's Favorite Group	Hey Hey Fat Mama	Blonde Riding Shotgun	Blonde's Vocabulary
We take you now to the Oval Office	I Feel Really Bad For The Post Office	Famous People Say the Darndest Things	Poor Old Man
Sliding Doors	Blondes and Candles	Yo Mama's So Poor	Cuban Delicacy
Grosser than gross.. underwear	Yo mama's so nasty...	Virgins in Caves	Yo mama's So Poor
Yo mama's So Ugly	JFKaput	Redneck Wedding	Blonde - Contractor
Made in Canada	Penis Requests a Raise	Yo mama's So Ugly	Lesser Evils
Farmer Joe and his Mule	Clinton's Music	Yo mama's so fat... Satellite Dish	Osama's Ride
Redneck Sex Ed	Yo mama's teeth are so big...	Ash Blonde	F. Lee Bailey Love
I Still Don't Get It	History Remembers Bill Clinton