Count Chock Full of Nuts

Q: Why can't a blonde count to 70?

A: Because 69's a mouthfull.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

An Ugly Position	Redneck Bubble Baths	You Might Be A Blonde... Thesaurus	Little Wanky
A Brief Visit to the Doctor	Free Sex with Fill Up	Legal Birth Control	Crab Cakes
Clinton's Protection	Yo mama's so dumb... battery	Abstinence	Blonde...Bananas
Peanut In Your Ear	Piano Solo	Yo mama's...Stupid	Smart Pills
Yo Mama's... Ugly	Four Men and Their Dogs	Talking Out of Your Ass	Bouncing Baby Boy Balls
Red Ribbon Blue Ribbon	Yo mama's so fat... belt	The Quotable Marion Barry	Yo mama's...ugly
Blonde Bedtime	You're So Poor...Christmas	Runny Noodle	Name That Animal, Kids
Yo Mama's So Fat... Wakes Up	Blonde Skydiver	One-Armed Blonde	C.E.O. D.U.M.B
Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Dubya, Cheney & Jumbo	You're Like A...	Think About It
Potatoes Hotatoes	Keep It In Your Pants	Al Gore's Piercings	A man at a retirement home was walking ...
You Might Be A Redneck...Riviera	A Natural Blind	Yo Mama's So Fat... doctor's office	Blond Restroom Attendant
The CIA had an opening for an assassin.	Yo mama's So Poor	Understanding Marketing	Legalese
Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Seek and Ye Shall Find...