Yo mama's so dumb... you were born

Yo mama so stupid, when you were born she saw the umbilical cord and said, “Hey it comes with cable!”

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Redneck College Grad	Yo mama's So Stupid	Blondes and Ice Cubes	Sex-Obsessed Blonde
A blond decides she wants to go ice fishing. ...	Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...	Yo mama's so fat... walk around	You Might Be a Redneck if...
More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Peeping Tom vs. A Pickpocket	Yo Mama's So Fat... measurements	Husbands' Performance
Gay Irishmen	Famous George W. Quotes	This Joke is Bananas!	Three Hellos
Arkansas Toothbrush	Your Profession and Your Libido	Yo mama's So Ugly	Times When the F-word Was Appropriate
3 Vampires	Yo mama's so fat... hospital	Yo mama's So Fat... Pillowcases	Yo Mama's So Old... Dreams
What would you do?	Name Those Tracks	Tickle These, Elmo	Yo mama's...Old
Potential & Reality	Another Dumb Mama Joke	What do u do if a blond...	Condom Brands
One hungry Bush...	Sign On The Brothel	Strict Sex Schedule	Tap Dancin'
How Many Interns?	The Lawyer & The Dead Man	A Roomful of Rednecks	Yo Mama's So Fat... Movies
Gay Midget	Yo mama's...Fat	You Might Be A Redneck	Barbie's Christmas Beau
Sleepwalking Nun	Top 13 Never Heard At Daytona 500	Yo mama's...Ugly	DJ's First Day of School
Mommy, Mommy!	Beverly Hillbilly Bobbitt