Really Bloody Mary

How do you know your bartender doesn't like you any more?

There is a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Virgin Trucker	A Horoscope For The Workplace	Man and Pharmacist	Gary Condit's Bad Hair Days
Blonde vs. Ratings System	Dikfer	Yo mama's So Stupid	The Vampire
In a murder trial...	Why I Am So Tired	Blonde with Chickens	Blonde and Halogen
One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond...	Baby Gates and Microsoft	Yo mama so fat...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bungee
The True Story	M&M's	Scratch Those Thangs	Blonde in the Morning
6.9	You Might Be A Redneck If...Toothpick	You Bet Your (Sex) Life	A blonde goes to an office party and wins...
Attention-Seeking Redneck	32 Rednecks	Yo Mama... B#$%*	Car Crash
Elephant and Man	Saddam's Bumperstickers	Professor of Logic	TiVo
Yo Mama's Work Ethic	Little Green Balls	Redneck Baseball	Yo mama's So Dumb
Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama the Gourmet	The Devoted Wife	The Gynecologist's Glasses
A Real Ball Buster	Southern University Psychology	The Lawyer's Funeral	In a murder trial...
Redneck Sex Ed	BlondeMotorWorks	A Redneck Retaliation	Curly Hair
If Ever You're Choking...	Yo mama's so fat...