Really Bloody Mary

How do you know your bartender doesn't like you any more?

There is a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Hungry Mama	If Microsoft Was Looking for Drivers	Yo mama's so fat... mayonnaise	Gore & Pantyhose
You Might Be A Redneck If...In-Laws	You Might Be A Redneck If...Hairdo	Banana Peel	The Blind Man and the Whore
Yo mama's So Ugly	Lawyers' Lucky Break	Malcolm in the Puddle	Yo mama's So Poor
Blonde and Rock n' Roller	Blonde Bicycle	Yo Mama's So Skinny	He's So Lucky, He's A Star
Bush and Bill	Modern Science	Name Those Tracks	Beer Translations
Yo mama's breath stink so bad...	Potential & Reality	Confucious	You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter
A Blonde's Brain At Work	This is a poor joke	Yo Mama's House... Dusty	Clocks
Donations for Dee Dee	Sex and Air	Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Yo mama's Teeth Are so Crooked...
Clinton Stew	Barbie's Christmas Beau	Times When the F-word Was Appropriate	Fat Woman
Double Wide	A Helpful Man	Beans & Onions: Delicious	Osama Mama
Stick of Dynamite	Valentine Gift Test	Yo mama's tities...	Bubba Hump
I feel like chicken tonight	Yo mama's so stupid... drown	Loose Potatoes	Blonde With Braces
Lawyers and God	Bear and Toilet