Really Bloody Mary

How do you know your bartender doesn't like you any more?

There is a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Redneck-Unabomber Connection	Justice Prevailed	Osama Gets Loaded	Corn Flakes
Blonde Cell Death	You Might Be A Redneck If...Match	Elevator Scene	Chuckie Cheese Please
Screwdrivin' Clinton	Capitol Parrot	Iraqi Funerals	Brown and Serve
Man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 ...	NASCAR	Nudist BMOC	Fishing for a Week
Men's English	Yo mama's...Stupid	If You Could!	Natural Blonde
Toothbrush	Joystick (Ya Get It?)	Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker	What a Gasser
Yo Mama's So Small	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Stupid	The Dough Boyz
Blonde with Chickens	Yo Mama's So Fat... Jumped	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Blonde and Tracks
My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player	There is a Navy guy and a Marine...	Hot 'n' Heavy	Flies in a Lightbulb
Yo mama's So Fat	Yummy Mama	The Smartest Dog Ever	Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress
Yo mama's so fat... Satellite Dish	Hitch Hike Up That Skirt	Mouth Organ	The Businessman's Lucky Seat
Yo Mama's So Fat... High Heels #2	You Might Be A Blonde... Thesaurus	Grandpa Gets Off	Instant-Win Airbags!
The Cross-Eyed Cow	Blonde Who Has it All