Really Bloody Mary

How do you know your bartender doesn't like you any more?

There is a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Genital Mutilation is Funny	Lawyers and God	Le Stinkers	Comfortable
The Lawyer's Funeral	Stinkin' Proof	Carefully Placed Periods	Trampoline vs. Lawyer
Blonde's Vocabulary	I feel like chicken tonight	Line of Blondes	Leeches
Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	Hide the Duke	B-Day Sex
Think About It	Little People have little...	Redneck Grocrey	Blonde and a Pig
You Might Be A Redneck	Red Ring	Gone Fishin'	Yo Mama's Halloween
Divorce	Blonde Diet	Here, Piggy, Piggy	Goodyear Rubber
Bad Lawyer	Burning Bush	Mama in a Tight Shirt	Pickle Slicer
Snack Food	You're So Poor...Christmas	Trampoline vs. Lawyer	Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player
Lost with Translation	Mistaken Identity	You So Ugly	Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan
Blonde, Santa, Pregnant Woman	A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...	Daddies Bond Over a Beer	Please pass the mayo
Blonde Passenger	Redneck on the Radio	Osama's New City	Three Dumb Hunters
Name That Animal, Kids	Blonde Braincells