Two Things About a Blonde

Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?

A: Her feet!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin'-Ha	Einsteinium	Top ten reasons George W. Bush should be impeached	Where's the Soup?
Fair-Haired Science Fair	Bad Dog, Put Fluffy Back	Slippery Doorknob	Mechanic's Lube
Germans Love Limbaugh	Stayin' Alive	Yo mama's So Fat	Pa Won't Like It
Redneck Communion	Hillbilly Animal Etiquette	Blonde Bird Killer	Blond Father
Redneck Ghost Story	Grand Theft Auto	Human Resource Lingo	Blonde Horse Sense
77 vs 69	Gold Digger	Surprise Package	The Golden Fiddle
You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter	Medical Miracles	Pee On A Ferrari	Soapy Sales
The Jewish Vote	Blonde Trapped on an Isand	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bus	Yo mama's So Fat... Leather
Birdy	Silent Bunny Humping	What's That, Tampon?	Blonde - Detectives
Lawyer Brains	Having to Take a Whisper	Hide the Duke	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shadow
Yo Mama's So Fat... doctor's office	Yo mama's...Fat	What P.M.S. Stands For	Lightbulbs vs Pregnant Women
Yo mama's So Stupid	The pope and a lawyer are on the elevator...	Gay Irishmen	Fortune 500
Al Gore's Piercings	You Might be a Redneck