747 Full of Lawyers

Q: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?

A: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Your teeth are so busted...	The Lawyer's Funeral	Yo Mama's So Stupid	F-A-R-M
Gold Digger	Six Feet Under The Sheets	Sons Devoted to Mom	Bin Laid
Bird-Brained in Helopisa	Hot Tomato	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book
Human Resource Lingo	Playing Doctor	Smile if You're Blonde	That's crazy
Yo mama's So Fat	Girlfriend 1.0 -> Wife 1.0	The Blonde and the Worm	Blonde Trapped on an Isand
Watch Where You Step	Five Pounds of Fat	Top 10 Things You Don't Want Dubya to Say	Yo mama's So Fat... Nickname
Upside Down Blonde	Beverly Hillbilly Bobbitt	Clinton's Protection	Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress
Why'd The Redneck?	Yo mama's So Fat	State Slogans	Yo mama's So Fat... Leather
Baby Mama	Orgasm-isms	Thermos and Blonde	What Sex is Polly?
Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player	Yo Mama's So Fat... Klumps	Laxative Cough Therapy	Bush and Bill
Rules of the South	Loose Potatoes	Beverly Hillbilly Bobbitt	Government vs. Mafia
Democrat's Concession	Yo mama's so fat... Satellite Dish	Gotcha!	Wedding Night
Yo Mama's Work Ethic	Hot Air Balloon