Winnie the Pooh

Question: Why does Tigger smell?

Answer: You'd smell too if you played with Pooh all day!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck...Books	What Are Politics?	Yo mama's So Fat	Why God Created Man
Yo mama's so Nasty	The Dentist	Blonde's Don't Drink and Think	Pickmeup
Yo mama so stupid...	Times When the F-word Was Appropriate	Captured Blonde	Hot 'n' Heavy
Yo Mama's So Stank	Blonde and Drive-Thru	Jeffrey Dahmer and Lorena Bobbit	Yo mama's So Hairy
Poor Boy's Christmas	Material Lust	Pete's Wicked Blonde Ale	Coming Into The Closet
Juicy Squirt	Yo mama''s so dumb, her favorite color is ..	A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...	The Teacher's Gift
Man Beats Dog	How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi	Current Administration	Bill Of No Rights
Dirty Tricks	We take you now to the Oval Office	I scream for ice cream	Tire vs. Condoms
Yo Mama's... Ugly	The Blonde and the Deodorant	I want my MTV	Gary Condit's Pants
Blondes and Virgins	After Great Britain's Beer Festival...	Yo mama's So Ugly	Divine Flatulence
Rules For Work	Women Pass Less Gas	Octogenarian Barroom Chat	Shrinking, Red Narcissist
Toothbrush Salesman	Sons Devoted to Mom	Blonde's Challenge	Don't Kick the Animals, Man
Republican Lightbulb Replacement Policy	If You Could!