Condom

Q. What did the penis say to the condom?

A. Cover me I'm going in.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Grossische Joke	Socks	Birdie Poem	Reagan and Clinton
The President''s Puzzle	My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player	Two Blondes on thier Way to Disneyland	Hot Air Balloon
Twelve Inch Pianist	Yo Mama's So Fat... God	Bone Diggers	Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter
Yo Mama's So Dirty	Clinton's Favorite Things	Redneck Anthem	Divine Flatulence
Fast Food	Blonde Data	Important Question	Hannibal Lecter 'n' Britney
Easter Egg Hunt	With Andy Rooney	What's Worse?	Late AGAIN
Yo Mama's House... Dusty	Yo Mama's So Fat... CD Player	Artificial Intelligence in a Bottle	Snack Food
Good Girl...Bad Girl	Yo mama's So Ugly	Carefully Placed Periods	Coming Into The Closet
Yo Mama's So Fat... Movies	Dought Girl	Yo mama's So Fat... Hot Dogs	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...
It's What's For Dinner	Blonde Radio	Professor of Logic	Blonde Invention
Yeehaw! The Alabama Lottery!	Dirty Tricks	Redneck Christmas	Escape a DWI Rap
Blonde Mixup	747 Full of Lawyers	Yo mama's So Ugly	Bird and Bloke
Squeaky Clean	Banker Joke