Condom

Q. What did the penis say to the condom?

A. Cover me I'm going in.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

I Nearly Pissed Myself	Where Are My Meds?	KFC: Our Daily Chicken	My First Time
The Lord Will Provide	Yo Mama's So Fat... Neck	Bush and Bill	Yo mama's So Poor
People Really Said These Things In Court	Yo Mama is Like a Stamp	Yo Mama's So Fat... Airport	Naked Man on the Run
In The Navy	Blonde Mixup	Captured Blonde	Yo Mama's House... Dusty
Bed Football	Blonde Snowman	Yo Mama's So Fat... Army	Stooooopid Mama
Smoke It	Those Shady Frenchies	Pothead Shopper	Rabbit Breakout
Red Ribbon Blue Ribbon	Yo mama's So Stupid	The Redneck's Milk	Martin Scorscese is interviewing three ...
Bad Lawyer	You might Be A Redneck... Toilet	Bar: Guy and a Picture of a Hottie	Blonde Braincells
The Wet and the Blonde	Why God Created Man	Blond Father	Yo mama's So Stupid
Blonde Nurse	People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize	If Resumes Told the Truth	New Rules For Employment
Bulimic Bachelor Party	Please pass the mayo	First Class Blondie	Soyburger vs dildo
Why ENGLISH is so Hard to Learn	Getting Flowers	A Fashion Sense	Jack and Jill II
George W. Drowning	Clinton 'n' Buddy