Sliding Doors

How are a blonde's legs like automatic doors?

You walk toward them and they open!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck If...Pool Table	A Definite Definition	How Do You Confuse A Blonde?	BlondeMotorWorks
Blonde and a Sock	The Patient	Sexual Confessional	The New 69
Blondes and Cops	You Might Be A Redneck...Paved Road	Sunroof You All Night Long	Yo mama's so ugly... met yo daddy
Blonde's Tricycle	Meat Department	Monica's New Boyfriend	Smile if You're Blonde
Jane's Addiction	Shop At WalRusMart	Smurf and Turf	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!
Yo mama's So Fat... Lifeguard	Pee On A Ferrari	Yo mama's so fat...	Horse Tears
Clinton's Bookmarks	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Yo Mama's So Stupid	What Do I Look Like?
None	Redneck Spelling Test	Vaguely Obscene Nun Jokes	SF Pregnancy Rate
Blonde and House	Bubble Blowing Duckies	Chillin' Biddies	The Naked Truth
Executive Rimmin'	Yo mama's So Poor	Baby Gates and Microsoft	I've Got Shingles
Bin Laid	Yo mama's so fat... mayonnaise	There was a man who loved baked beans...	Yo mama's so ugly
Yo mama's So Fat	Miseducation of Man and Woman	Yo mama's So Nasty	F-A-R-M
Bear in Bar	A cop pulls Jenna Bush over for speeding