Sliding Doors

How are a blonde's legs like automatic doors?

You walk toward them and they open!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Stumped Doc	Yo mama's So Poor	your mama's glasses......your mama's ...	Work Blows
Yo mama's so fat... mayonnaise	A Horoscope For The Workplace	Booger Wooger	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!
Okie Jokie	Redneck Teeth	Your Parents Messed Up	10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player
Two Sperm	Engineering In Hell	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Oxygen	Bunny Love
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun	A setback in Iraqi-American relations	Rednecks' Dogs	Joke Written By and For Retards
Yo mama's So Fat... born	Upside Down Blonde	Clinton's Protection	Work Blows
Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's... stupid	Strict Sex Schedule	A man with a pegleg, hook hand and...
Yo mama's so fat... motorcycle	Yo mama's So Fat... Planets	Flour Patch	Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...
Brown and Serve	Sheep Boy	Soy Toy	Pothead Shopper
Bill Gates and General Motors	You mama's so stupid... tripped	Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law	Leper Stew
Yummy Mama	Pay-Per-Blonde	Little Wanky	So you want to marry a millionaire ?
Blonde Fish	Carefully Placed Periods	Old People And Nastiness	George Bush is so stupid...
The CIA had an opening for an assassin.	Yo mama's...Fat