Vampire Date

"Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?" asked one vampire.

"Oh, I thought we'd go to the movies, and then get a quick bite."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde's Fav Blonde Joke	Yo mama's So Ugly	Three Drunk Men	If Microsoft Was Looking for Drivers
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde Gymnastics	Turtle Sexuality
Blonde Who Has it All	Yo mamma's so retarded...	The Three Ugly Ducklings	Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss
Yo Mama's So Fat... rolls	Yo Mama's So Poor	Yo mama's so hairy...	Small Things
Perfumed Blonde	Baby Talk	Womanly Secret	Lake Wannaswimma
Two Old Ladies	If Ever You're Choking...	Lesbian Harem	Carefully Placed Periods
Baby, I've Got A Question For You	Women Pass Less Gas	Clinton & A Screwdriver	Pee On A Ferrari
Rastavirgins	Walk the Walk	Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual	Viagra Diet
Monster Valentine	Yo mama's so fat... shaves	Dought Girl	You Might Be A Redneck...
Blondes in a Convertible	Fish Market	Monica At The UN	Getting Weighed
Gary Condit Gets Down to Business	Bush is a Puppet?	Blondes and cow patties	KFC: Our Daily Chicken
Blondes and Gas Stations	Taliban Poetic Justice	Father and Son	Yo mama's So Stupid
Newlyweds	Dear Old Dad