Vampire Date

"Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?" asked one vampire.

"Oh, I thought we'd go to the movies, and then get a quick bite."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You're So Dirty	The Engineer's Love Life	Lightbulb... Rednecks	Lawyer and Sperm
New Rules For Employment	Yo mama's...Fat	Gay Irishmen	Viagra for Gramps
I Hit Two of My Best Balls	Blonde License	The Monkey Goes Where the Wind Blows ...	Yo mama's... Poor
Yo Mama's Like a Brick	Did you hear....?	What a stupid mama!	Bunny Love
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex	Yo mama's...Stupid	An airline's passenger cabin was being ...	Sliding Doors
Respectfully Cheating	Yo Mama's So Fat... Buffet	Yo Mama's so dumb... car	The Proxy Father
Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Dear Old Dad	Bush Does a Favor	Joystick (Ya Get It?)
The Clever Lawyer	Dumb mama joke	Little Wanky	Yo Mama's Teeth
More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Clinton the Computer Entrepreneur	Smokey the Bear	Blonde and Doorknobs
Definition of Suspicious	Gary Condit's Pants	Wife's Work on the Sly	Code for Sex
Shoot The Pig	Poor Mama	Yo mama's So Ugly	Blonde Driving
Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	Yo mama's...Stupid	Politics and Golf	Yo Mama's So Fat... Silver Shovel
Yo Mama's So Fat... Tie	Blonde with Money