David Beckham

What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?

One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

I Nearly Pissed Myself	The Scott's Pocket Watch	Who's the Boss?	Lying through your tooths
Little Leprechaun?	Yo mama's so Nasty	You So Ugly	Oh, Those Darn Lawyers
Yo mama's So Fat	Biggest Pee Pee	A little boy wrote to Santa ...	Yo Mama's so old... act
Yo Mama's So Fat... 7-11	Visitors from Space Meet the LAPD	Three Drunk Men	Two nuns from France were coming to New York...
Yo Mama's So Fat... Panty Lines	Lesbians in a Canoe	Yo Mama's So Fat... watch	Bob Dole's Underwear
Osama's Spawn	Did I do that?	Blonde Fired	Men Two Hobbies
Lightbulb... Arkansas	Yo mama's...Ugly	Lawyer Stamps	Blondes and Fun
What is LXIX?	ESL 'N' Enron	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shocks	Hillbilly Animal Etiquette
Yo Mama's So Nasty... Bath	A blonde goes to an office party and wins...	Beware the Blonde Terrorist	Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!
Redneck Spelling Test	Lawyer-Client Relations	Getting Old	Concorde Humor
Sobriety Test	Blonde Shower	Sports and Virility	Yo mama's had more pricks than...
The First Lady's patriotic duties	Elevator Scene	Yo Mama's So Fat... Silver Shovel	Soy Toy
Oh My God!	Jokes On You, Teacher