Snack Food

What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon?

"Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

President Clinton & the Pope	Current Administration	Call Me Back	Lawyer and Sperm
Round and Round It Goes	Seven Dwarves On A Bus	Monica's First Look	Blonde with Half a Brain
Vetoed Valentine Promotions	Yo mama's...Kidnappers	Yo Mama's...Fat	Genie and the Taliban
Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked	Yo mama's...Dirty	No one is safe	Little Wanky
A cop pulls Jenna Bush over for speeding	Yo Mama's So Fat... Moby	Frosty	Cow Pat Lip Gloss
You Might Be a Redneck if...	The Fishing Spot	You Might Be A Redneck...Drunk	Yo Mama's So Nasty... Bath
Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's so ghetto... wheelies	Stayin' Alive	350 Pounder?
Yo momma so stupid...	The Dirty Wife	A man with a pegleg, hook hand and...	A manager walks into his office...
Limbless Prostitute	Bush got a coded message from Saddam	Yo mama's...Bus	Yo Mama's So Fat... Wakes Up
Yankees and the Lightbulb	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Yo mama's So Stupid	Redneck Underwear
Monica's First Look	You Might Be A Blonde... Thesaurus	Yankees and the Lightbulb	Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker
Yo mama's So Fat... Married	What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?	You might Be A Redneck... Toilet	Yo mama is so dumb...
You Might Be A Redneck	Radical Procedure