Knights And Birth Control Limerick

In days of old, when knights were bold,
And condoms weren't invented,
They wrapped their socks
Around their cocks,
And babies were prevented!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Split Up The Middle	Yo mama's...Easy	Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong	Brunettes and God
Yo Mama's So Fat... Polka Dot...	Redneck's Last Words	Wright, Right?	Fifty-Dollar Bet
Man Catches Crocodile	Blonde's Earrings	Blonde Pooltable	You Might Be A Redneck...Porch
Yo mama's...Dumb	Seven Dwarves On A Bus	White, Slimy, & Horny	Shriveled Lovin'
Yo Mama's So Fat... School Bus	The Blonde Fox	You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter	Man Walks Into a Lawyer's Office...
Funny Business	Bush Has a Short One	Dentata	Sleeping Blonde
Smurfette	Crab Cakes	War Pigs	What's That, Tampon?
Chillin' Biddies	Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face	Blonde's Air Conditioner	Blonde Road Crossing
Blondes and cow patties	Blonde - Elmo Factory	Hard Drive	Little Johnny's Wish
Authentic Grafitti	Yo mama's So Fat	You So Ugly	Pay-Per-Blonde
Yo mama is so dumb...	Yo mama's So Fat... Married	Old People And Nastiness	White House Synonyms
Clinton's sons	yo mama is so dumb...	Clinton and the Pope	Yo mama's...Stupid
The Grand Forks Flood Film	Blonde Kidnapper