Knights And Birth Control Limerick

In days of old, when knights were bold,
And condoms weren't invented,
They wrapped their socks
Around their cocks,
And babies were prevented!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Virgins in Caves	Skittles	Bad Drivers	Mr. Macho
Scooby Doo	Paraplegic	Yo Mama's So Bald... Shower	Yo mama's So Dumb
Be Careful With That Viagra	Yo Mama's...Fat	Blonde's Favorite Group	Yo Mama's So Fat... Beach
Inventions	Runny Noodle	Southern Foreplay	Confusing Blonde
Monica's First Look	Yo Mama's So Poor	Carpet	Homeward Blonde
Chores on the Farm	First Cut is the Deepest	A blonde goes to an office party and wins...	Dentist
Redneck Thief	Yo mama's...Fat	Blonde Braincells	Hillbilly Newlyweds
Le Stinkers	Moon Talking	Blonde's Don't Drink and Think	How to Sell a Bible
Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!	What's The Difference, Yo?	Bedside Confession
6.9	Ways to Let Someone Know Their Fly is Open	A setback in Iraqi-American relations	Yo mama's So Stinky
Yo Mama's So Stupid... stabbed	Cletus's Christmas	You are a Redneck...	Clinton/Elian Gonzales
World War III	Yo mama's So Fat	Pervert Psychiatrist	What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
Yo Mama's So Fat... Highway 59	Elephant and Prostitute