Constipated Accountant

Did you hear about the constipated accountant?

He couldn't budget so he had to work it out with a pencil and paper.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Corporate America	Elephant Tampon	Tenessee Football Player	Like Father Like Son
Yo Mama's So Poor	What a Gasser	Executive Decision	Redneck Drivers
Smart Pills	Yo Mama's So Hairy	A Leprechaun and his Bodily Fluids	The Doctor's Convention
Blonde Joke	Jingle Balls	Blonde Bicycle	Rope a Dope
The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom	Things Just Fallin' Off	Snoop Doggs Teeth...	Another Dumb Mama Joke
Shriveled Lovin'	You Might Be In A Redneck Hotel	Sheep Soup	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
Father and Son	Higher Larnin'	Mary Had A Little Lamb	Dentist
Coming to America	Yo Mama's So Fat... License	Extra! Extra! Motorola Buys Enron	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fight Song
What do you call Satan and a lawyer?	What Do You Call?	Hoshimota	Not All Blondes Are Dumb
Yo Mama's So Fat... Hula Hoop	Catching Osama	Socks	Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw
Wet Lawyers	Yo mama's so fat... Redwoods	Blonde Bet	Yo mama's So Poor
Yo mama's so stupid...	Yum!	Free Sex with Fill Up	Blondes and Ice Cubes
Valentine Gift Test	Dear Old Dad