Blonde in the Morning

Q: What does a blonde do when she wakes up?

A: Go home!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

People Really Said These Things In Court	Don't Choke	Yo Mama's So Fat... Waterbed	Question...Sex Change
Adult Swim	Bill Gates and General Motors	Microwave Cookery	Weiner Eater
Politics and Golf	Yo Mama's... Hairy	What did the blonde say after ...	Lightbulb... Arkansas
The Rich Lady and her Butler	Redneck Death	Rules of Bedroom Golf	Blonde and Tracks
Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	350 Pounder?	What a stupid mama!	Yo mama's...Stupid
This is a poor joke	Perfumed Blonde	Redneck Truck	Loitering Mama
Sexual Olympics	The Millennium Kid	Waterskiing with Blondie	Ghetto Wedding Cake
Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Redneck Religiousity	Squeaky Clean	Baby Talk
Elephant Physiology	Scags Who Blew Bill	Farmer Joe and his Mule	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business
Monica's New Boyfriend	Elephant Time	Beer Translations	Yo Mama's... Stupid: Pepsi
Return the Dog	Father and Son	A Little Testy	Bill Gates' Honeymoon
Yo mama's so stupid... asphalt	Yo Mama's Couch	The Reason Why I Fired My Secretary	Did I do that?
Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo Mama's So Fat... CD Player