Talking Out of Your Ass

If I wanted to hear from an asshole I would fart.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Hairclub for Women	Nasty Mama	Blondes in a Volkswagen	Blondes and cow patties
Two Blondes and a Lake	Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover	Another Weekend At The Home	3 blondes jump off a building ...
River Deep	Confucius Say	Osama = Crabs?	Redneck Drivers
Dumb Mama and Glass Walls	Weiner Eater	Yo mama is FUGLY	Bill Gates' Hard Drive
Clinton's Boxers	Bird it Through the Grapevine	Yo mama's...Stupid	Constipation
Fifty-Dollar Bet	Yo Mama's So Fat... Airport	You Work for the Government When:	Leggy Blonde
Blonde and Drive-Thru	Yo Mama's So Old	Stone Surprise	Yo mama's So Stupid
The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers	Yo mama so po'	Poor Boy's Christmas	Please pass the mayo
Divorce	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Sliding Doors	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Tasty, tasty fat!	Optimistic Jack	Yo Mama's So Fat... License
I Am Confused. Really, Really Confused.	Star Trek	Lightbulb...Californians	Nutty Hunters
Wizard of Oz	Blonde and Doorknobs	One hungry mama	What's the difference between a blonde...
The President''s Puzzle	Wet Lawyers