Washington Survey

A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with President Clinton.

60% said, "Never again!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Two Middle Easterners Exchange Moronic Lies	Meat Department	If Dear Abby Were Dear Albert	Blonde Shower
Two Blondes and a Lake	Perry Coma	G-spot vs. a Golfball	Chuckie Cheese Please
Yo Mama's So Fat... BVD's	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's So Poor	Losin' It
Rush Limbaughs Chauffeur	Donkey and Onion	Elevator Scene	From Cradle to Ladle
Texan Poetry	A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...	Yo mama's so stupid	Twelve Inch Pianist
Gold Digger	The difference between boiling water and	What do puppies and gynecologists...	You Might Be A Redneck If...
Yo mama's So Hairy	Old People And Nastiness	Bed Football	Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story
Yo mama's so dumb... ribbed condom	Elephant and Prostitute	She Gives Great Headphone	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole
Girls From Kentucky	Free Sex with Fill Up	Blonde...Bananas	Circumcisional Evidence
Yo mama's...Fat	Yo momma so stupid...	Pretty Hair	Yo Mama's Teeth...
Bush's Favor	Pre-Paid Plan	Martian Sex	A blonde was cooking dinner
Blondes and Ice Cubes	Loose Constructionists	Two Blondes and a Camel	P. Diddy on a Diet
Ash Blonde	Yo mama's breath stink so bad...