Yo Mama's Version of Safe Sex

Yo mama's so stupid, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bra & Hat	Tricky, Tricky	Man and Pharmacist	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...
Tennis Balls	Chicken and egg are lying in...	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fridge	The Teacher's Gift
Redneck's Last Words	Cow with No Legs	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application	Redneck Meets Bill Gates
Yo Mama's So Fat... Restaurant Gave Her	Why I Am So Tired	Lawyers in the Trees	Forest Gump
The Engineer and the Bike	Painting A Wall	Blondes on a Rope	Mexican or Mexican't
Incontinent Vegetarian	America has finally captured Saddam ...	Bed Football	Redneck Senior
Blonde and License Plates	Elvis vs. Al Gore	You Might Be A Redneck...	Blonde Bedtime
A man with a pegleg, hook hand and...	I Am Confused. Really, Really Confused.	High Stakes	The Wrinkled Nightgown
Soy Toy	Blonde Coffee Drinker	Vending Machine and Blonde	Yo mama's so fat... runs
Lightbulb... Arkansas	Osama is Dead	Redneck on the Radio	That's crazy
Yo mama's So Hairy	Let's Live On Love	Yo Mama's... Ugly	The First Lady's patriotic duties
One hungry mama	A Roomful of Rednecks	Blonde's Shoes	Yo Mama's So Fat... Corduroys
Yo mama's so hairy...	You are a Redneck...