Rhyming Riddles Are The Best

An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...	Baby Mama	A Zoo Story	Yo mama's smile
Where Are My Meds?	Clinton and a lightbulb	Blondes and cow patties	Blonde Chainsaw Massacre
G-spot vs. a Golfball	Trapped Inside a Whale	The Dough Boyz	Yo mama is FUGLY
Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object	Bush and Bill	Top 10 Things You Don't Want Dubya to Say	Pumpkin Pumper Pumped For Info
A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...	Cartoon Animal Infidelity	Hack Golfer	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll
Gary Condit's M.O.	Yo mama's... easy	Redneck Senior	OSU
Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	There is this old couple and they have been ...	Professor of Logic	A man at a retirement home was walking ...
Lawyers Off Bridge...	Yo mama's So Fat	Nasty Mama	Yo mama's got style
Pre-Nuptial Agreements	Captured Blonde	Yo mama's so fat... motorcycle	Grandma's Birthday
Blonde Braincells	Cannibals	Dubya Quotes	Jumping Rope
Yo mama's So Ugly	Seven Dwarves On A Bus	Beep Beep	Nouveau Riche Blonde
Better Luck Next Time	Gonna Marry	Yo mama's...Stupid	A man at a retirement home was walking ...
Yo Mama's Underwear	Dought Girl