Rhyming Riddles Are The Best

An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... measurements	What Are Ya, Chicken?	Move Over Little Johnny	Blonde Chainsaw Massacre
Marriage Requirments	HMO Executive	Yo mama's so Nasty	Kleenex
Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong	Eating is a Sport	Republican Lightbulb Replacement Policy	Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss
Pickup Truck Full of Blondes	You Might Be A Redneck...Fingernail	Yo Mama's So Poor	All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!
Hot Air Balloon	Why I Am So Tired	Blonde Nurse	Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin
Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip	The Poopie List	Chillin' Biddies	Hack Golfer
Yo mama's so stupid...	Blonde and Halogen	Liberal Jokes	Three words that describe Britney Spears
Shark Attack	Swing Low Sweet Charriot	Carpet	Small Things
I See You!	Blonde on the Run	Yo mama's...Ugly	Yo Mama's So Fat... Elevator
Blonde in the Mirror	Blonde and License Plates	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Hand-Eye Coordination
Getting Old	Star Trek	Blonde in Grocery Store	Mama mia, what's a honeymoon?
Blonde's Helicopter Lessons	40 Things Never Said By Southerners	Lunch time	Blonde - Death in the Family
Yo mama's So Fat	Democrat's Concession